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Subject: Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving (with a little hu
Content: There are 17 Ways to Cook a Turkey: 1. Go buy a turkey 2. Take a drink of whisky 3. Put turkey in the oven 4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky 5. Set the degree at 375 ovens 6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink 7. Turk the bastey 8. Whisky another bottle of get 9. Ponder the meat thermometer 10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky 11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours 12. Take the oven out of the turkey 13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick 14. Turk the carvey 15. Get yourself another scottle of botch 16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey 17. Bless the dinner and pass out Thappy Hanksgiving clayton